{"id":29,"date":"2005-04-14T08:58:49","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T15:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/?p=29"},"modified":"2008-11-25T08:02:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T00:02:03","slug":"13-pointless-sentences-and-13-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"13 POINTLESS SENTENCES, AND 13 MORE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. EACH DAY, DO ONE THING WHICH YOU BELIEVE IS POINTLESS.<br \/>\n2. &#8220;AT THE END OF THE DAY&#8221;, EVALUATE THE POINTLESSNESS OF THE DAY.<br \/>\n3. SOMETIMES THINGS WHICH LOOK POINTLESS HAVE A HIDDEN POINT.<br \/>\n4. ACTIVITY ALWAYS HAS SIGNIFICANCE, EVEN IF UNINTENDED.<br \/>\n5. ENGAGE WITH POINTLESSNESS IN LIFE (NOT JUST IN ART).<!--more--><br \/>\n6. IT&#8217;S EASY TO THROW A FRAME AROUND POINTLESSNESS USING ART, AS IT CAN ABSORB ANYTHING.<br \/>\n7. SOMETIMES POINTLESSNESS WILL JUST SEEM POINTLESS.<br \/>\n8. POINTLESSNESS~~PROFUNDITY.<br \/>\n9. IT&#8217;S NECESSARY TO RESIST EXTERNAL AND INTERNAL PRESSURES TO BE PRODUCTIVE, MEANINGFUL, USEFUL, EFFECTIVE.<br \/>\n10. HOW DO YOU DO THIS AS AN ASSEMBLY LINE WORKER?<br \/>\n11. PAULINE ASKS, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POINTLESSNESS AND USELESSNESS?<br \/>\n12. WOULD THE PLYMOUTH BRETHREN CONSIDER MY LIFE TO BE POINTLESS?<br \/>\n13. WHAT DOES THE IDEA OF AN &#8216;INDIVIDUAL&#8217; MEAN TO AN ANTHILL OR A WORM FARM?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>1. THERE ARE FISH FINGERS IN THE FREEZER<br \/>\n2. WALK TO THE SWIMMING POOL AND BACK, BACKWARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT&#8217;S CLOSED.<br \/>\n3. ADVERTISE IN THE PIPELINE AND THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET MESSAGE BOARD FOR A CHESS PARTNER.<br \/>\n4. IT IS STILL WARM AND SUNNY IN KELLERBERRIN.<br \/>\n5. VARNISH THE OLD CROSS ON THE ROOF OF THE PREV.<br \/>\n6. BAKE A CAKE FOR MARK THE BUTCHER.<br \/>\n7. HELP OUT WITH THE PRODUCTION OF THE PIPELINE BUT DON&#8217;T PUBLISH ANYTHING IN IT.<br \/>\n8. PLANT A VEGIE GARDEN YOU WON&#8217;T BE THERE TO HARVEST.<br \/>\n9. PLANT WHEAT IN THE VEGIE GARDEN.<br \/>\n10. ROGER TELLS OF ABORIGINAL MEN SITTING STILL FOR TWO DAYS WHO CAN ACHIEVE A HALLUCINOGENIC STATE WITHOUT DRUGS.<br \/>\n11. DESIGN AND BUILD A HOCKEY STICK.<br \/>\n12. FIND OUT WHETHER THE PLYMOUTH BRETHREN CONSIDER MY LIFE TO BE POINTLESS.<br \/>\n13. WHERE DOES THE TERM POINTLESS COME FROM, ANYWAY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. EACH DAY, DO ONE THING WHICH YOU BELIEVE IS POINTLESS. 2. &#8220;AT THE END OF THE DAY&#8221;, EVALUATE THE POINTLESSNESS OF THE DAY. 3. SOMETIMES THINGS WHICH LOOK POINTLESS HAVE A HIDDEN POINT. 4. ACTIVITY ALWAYS HAS SIGNIFICANCE, EVEN IF UNINTENDED. 5. ENGAGE WITH POINTLESSNESS IN LIFE (NOT JUST IN ART).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kellerberrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}